she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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