Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Randomize
