ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
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The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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