Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
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Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
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I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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