There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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