Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
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We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
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Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
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