I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I wear drunk well.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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