I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
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If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
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Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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