She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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