we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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