i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
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boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
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The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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