lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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