just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
there is puke in my bra ... again
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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