IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Those nachos came to me in a dream
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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