my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
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Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
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2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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