No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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