absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
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I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
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Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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