could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
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i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
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tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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