When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
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Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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