Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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