Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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