I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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