Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Randomize
