yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
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Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
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Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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