Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
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Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
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When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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