It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
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We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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