Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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