party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
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he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
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I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.