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• (703): View more from Virginia

  party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.

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  OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.

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