She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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