...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
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you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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