How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
