was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
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That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
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I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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