this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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