your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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