I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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