If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
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yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
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should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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