She's JV to your varsity
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I would ride that face into the sunset
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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