Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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