my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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