Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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