I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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