he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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