You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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