Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Randomize
