who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
