Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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