Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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