doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
this just has baby written all over it
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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