Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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