clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
