The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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