Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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