whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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