Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.