god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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