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So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
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Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
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When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
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