She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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