so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
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