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What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
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i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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