After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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